this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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