No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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