if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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