Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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