I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
