Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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