I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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