no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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