is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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