Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Watching her eat just hurts me
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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