i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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