You made me cry and you don't even care
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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