I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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