idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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