Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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