So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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