I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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