I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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