Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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