and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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