Are we in a gay sports bar?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
