I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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