are you still at the devil's house?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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