I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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