your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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