Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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