So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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