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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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