We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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