Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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