so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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