Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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