I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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