You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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