Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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