Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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