take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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