idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
