Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize