also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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