We're facebook friends in real life
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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