Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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