Is it normal to miss your booty call?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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