whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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