i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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