But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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