Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
This show inspires me to have sex in space
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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