she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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