If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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