Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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