my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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