people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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