They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Less talking, more tequila
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
