For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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