He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
