come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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